Kermit would probably be a bit more at home with a plate of this if he weren’t currently eating out. This version is made from scratch with fresh ingredients, meaning you don’t see the little squiggly-headed porker or the big, fat red ones on the plate.
Kermit is actually eating out of a pig’s snout, and that is because it has a bad habit of eating out of all the wrong hands.
The good news is that this is a pig-approved version of ketchup. The bad news is that it is only made from pig intestines. Kermit loves ketchup on everything, so if you happen to have your own pig intestines, this is definitely the kind of dish that you will make.
Kermit loves to show his love for tomatoes by eating out of the back of a pig’s snout and eating up all the tomatoes in the world. The snout-sucking habit doesn’t really seem to be a problem with Kermit, because he’s got a great butt, but alas, he’s eating out of our pig’s snout.
To be fair, there is a reason that pig intestines are basically the same as human intestines. Pig intestines are actually the most “intact” of the three. Although pig intestines might not be the most tasty of foods, they are still very good for you. And because pigs have a lower fat-to-protein ratio than humans, pig intestines are a good source of protein that is almost as good as protein from other sources.
It’s a great source of protein as well as being a good source of calcium and Vitamin C. And for some bizarre reason, pigs are also a good source of iron, which is actually quite important for a person’s health and well-being. Since iron is such an important nutrient, I have even suggested that people who are lactose intolerant and need to consume dairy products should consider pig intestines as a source of protein as well.
This isn’t the first time that kermit has been suggested as a good source of protein. In the past, I used to suggest that people who are lactose intolerant and lactose intolerant people should consider eating kermits. Now I’m not going to say that I’m the first to suggest that people who are lactose intolerant should consider eating kermits, though.
That makes sense, because the body can get a lot of energy from eating protein. But the trouble is, many people have a difficult time digesting the foods that are in their intestines. This is just a problem that people with lactose intolerance face as well, but it seems to be a bigger problem than you’d think.
It’s not just that lactose intolerance will eat up a lot of calories and cause bloating. It also makes it hard to digest something that is made out of milk or other kinds of lactose. Many people with lactose intolerance also have problems with lactase enzymes, which are enzymes that help your body break down lactose and other sugars into energy.
