I’ve been meaning to try this for a long time. It’s more of a joke than a real thing, but I just couldn’t resist.
This is what I thought of, but I guess I should have been more careful.
I like this gif, but it doesn’t make sense to me.
I think cum on food is a real thing and I find it funny. That’s all I can say. It’s not very funny though.
Cum on food is basically a joke. It’s supposed to be a gag, but it really isn’t. It’s a story about a guy who enjoys food, but because he’s a meat-eater, he finds it hard to get rid of it. He imagines that he has cum on the meat and he hopes that it is actually edible. It doesn’t seem to make any sense to me, but I’m a meat-eater too and I find it really funny.
Cum on food, or cum off food, is when a person has sex in their mouth.
Cum on food is a very common joke in the online world, but the term really isnt. It actually comes from the British term cum-on and its similar to cum off food. Its used to denote when a person has sex on their own, outside of a marriage or a serious relationship.
I can’t imagine anyone with a sense of humor thinking something like cum on food would be funny. It just doesn’t make sense. As far as I’m concerned, if anyone has cum on food it’s probably either me or my grandma.
Its a good thing we dont have sex on our own, because cum on food jokes are a lot more hilarious then they actually are. The concept of cum on food is a bit more of an urban legend, but it’s a real thing. In fact, a popular cum on food joke is “cum off the floor! cum on the floor!” Another well-known one is “Cum on your head! cum on the bed!” There are countless variations of both of these memes out there.
Most of us can relate to cum on food jokes. It’s one of those things that usually just happens to us, whether we really mean to do it or not. There are a few things that can make it go from funny to gross, or from hilarious to disgusting.