The suitcase crunch is a common occurrence in my house. It’s always there waiting for me, and it’s usually just a little annoying.
It’s not just the suitcase, though. It’s the thought of buying a new purse, laptop, or even new shoes, and then having to find that bag, get on the bus, and then find a place to put it and then the bus ride (plus the actual flight) and then another bus ride, and then a train ride for the next bus or train or bus and then a taxi ride, and then a bus ride to the house, where the suitcase is waiting for me.
As you can imagine, a suitcase is not a fun or a pleasant place to be. And, as you can imagine, a new purse, laptop, or new shoes is not a fun or a pleasant place to be either. So the best thing you can do is to bring things with you. I mean, you want to buy a new purse or laptop? Fine. Bring your purse or laptop, or the suitcase. Get on the bus. Get on the train.
Of course, this doesn’t work for every person, but for most, it’s the only solution.
When you have a bag, you have a bag. The only thing that can fit in your suitcase is a bag. The only way to get a bag with a suitcase is to get a suitcase. And, the only place you can get a suitcase is a suitcase. I mean, you could travel in a suitcase or use a purse, but that wont really help you get a suitcase.
I guess it’s true. And the thing to remember here is that most people just dont know how to get a suitcase. They will take a suitcase but it will be filled with crap. And, it takes a while to get one because there are bags everywhere.
Ok, I gotta go. It’s been way to long.
But it is so true, suitcase crunch is my favorite thing to say. And it just makes me want to try to find one myself. That is, if I had the money. But we’ll see how long it takes me to find a suitcase.
I can’t really say suitcase crunch is my favorite thing to say because I do have some bad habits. I also have a hard time thinking of a good suitcase crunching joke.
The problem is that most of us carry around a bag of crap that we are not really sure how it fits into the house. And that bag of crap will probably weigh a ton. So we tend not to carry around a suitcase to store it in. If we were to think of a good suitcase crunching joke, we would probably need to write a story about a person who is carrying a suitcase and just goes to the grocery store every day to buy some groceries.
